driftwood

E: Look a piece of cool driftwood. Oh, but it has nails in it.

S: Yeah maybe its from a schooner. Yep, I think its from a schooner.

E: Did you just want to say the word schooner?

S: Maybe.

E: Because we are on the Oregon coast?

S: Maybe.

S: Ah, the mysterious mysteries of the sea.