Charter

Dear Cable man,

You are a very nice man and I can tell by your work boots that you mean business. It appears that you are working fervently on getting us cable and internet, but you have been here two days in a row and there is none. Also, I waited around for you all day but you came in the evening. You see 9:00 am is not the same thing as 6:00 pm if you can believe it. Have you ever been stuck inside monkey wrangling all day long? You would not like it. Please I beg of you, try to find a taller ladder and wrap this deal up.

Mrs. Duggin