Hi Tatey. Can I take a few pictures of you?
Oh that's great buddy. How about a close up?
Great! OK, you can relax now.
So, what have you been up to lately? Still trying to eat everything and anything?
Ha! That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
Well, it sure seems like you put a lot of things in your mouth.
That lens you've got there looks really tasty...
Oh mama, just hold me. Pwease?